The Emperor's System

Lazyfatmonk

11 The System's Guide

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After reading those words made from golden letters, he felt a rush of excitement and pride wash over him.One had to understand that before he became a lawyer, he was born an orphan in a nasty neighborhood filled with nothing but drugs and violence.

Yet, through sheer grit and determination he somehow managed to straighten himself out and became a lawyer, but just being one wasn't enough for him. He wanted to be the best, he wanted to have both power and money.

Finding a new goal that fueled him, he studied every loophole and inconsistency in the const.i.tution to an unprecedented level even though he still died in the hands of those thugs.

And now that he had been given an opportunity that one could only dream off by transmigrating into a world filled with adventure and excitement, he had yet again found a new goal, which was to be strong enough.

As for how much exactly was enough....heheheheh... of course it was enough to stand above all!

But he was confused about what exactly the system was? Filled with curiosity he spoke.

"I accept!"And as soon as he did a mechanical voice started rambling in his head.

[Ding!!! Requirements for system installation met... Proceeding onto installation..... Installation complete.....a.n.a.lyzing the host's body.....a.n.a.lysis complete.....Establishing a connection with 'The Emperors Guide'...Connection established...Loading all files and booting in 5,4,3,2,1.]

[Welcome host, and rejoice, for you have been selected as the sole possessor of'The Emperor's System', from now on, you will tread the path of the emperor and never look back. Would host like to learn of the main uses of the system?]

"Yes" he replied without hesitation.

[Calling the system's guide to explain the system's features to host.]

"Well brat, I hope you don't make me regret my choice. I am the system guide but you can call me 'great domineering yin yang black hole punch king'"

Feeling satisfied with the name he came up for himself, he waited patiently and silently for Nick to address him with his proper t.i.tle.

Nick was now completely speechless, the ancient being that was so awe-inspiring was actually some kind of guide to the system like an old male Siri and what the f.u.c.k was up with that bull s.h.i.t name it gave itself.

Of course, Nick wouldn't call him with that long-winded name that probably had nothing to do with anything.

So he ignored him again and started checking out the system on his own. As a young man from the twenty-first century he could recognize a Gaming system when he sees one.

It had three categories, they were the Stats, Store, and the fusion b.u.t.ton. Sadly the Fusion and store b.u.t.tons were grayed out making them inaccessible for the time being.

So he went and opened the stats category,

[Status]

[Name: Nick Michelson

Cultivation Level: None

Physical Body Level: None

Cultivation Technique: Star Devouring Dragon manual

Physical Body Skill: None

Exp:0

Domineering points: -1000

Bloodlines: Heaven devouring Ancient Dragon bloodline(not active)]

Seeing that he was being ignored the System's guide could only relent and do its job in explaining the system's functions.

"As you can see your cultivation level is nonexistent and so is your body cultivation, Exp points can be gained from killing demonic beasts or humans."

"As for the bloodline, I can only say you are the luckiest person I have ever seen."

"That sly reptile must have been severely injured for it to put all its essence and soul into that book."

"After waiting for enough people to cultivate the manual and absorb tiny strands of its essence it would eventually rise up and absorb the people that trained in the technique, then it would rebuild its body with all their essence."

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"It was a brilliant plan if it wasn't because I the Great Domineering Yin Yang Black Hole Punch King was there it would have succeeded."

Nick was surprised but still asked with a smile"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable like a coma?"

The Client furiously Got up and said, "What did you say, boy, do you even know who I am?"

"Of course I do, you sir are the big zit on the a.s.s of life."

"You b.a.s.t.a.r.d!! Do you want to die?" The client said with his rage trembling finger pointed at Nick.

"Shut up! If I wanted to hear from an a.s.shole, i would fart!"

The client calmed down after being insulted for 10 more minutes then yelled"I've changed my mind, any firm that allows an uncultured person like you to work for them isn't worth my time."

"Oh...you changed your mind....is the new one any better?"Asked Nick in a serious tone.

The client fainted from rage and had to be carried out of the firm, sigh.....good times.

Rehearsing the words he was going to say and making sure there weren't any curse words in them he slowly turned his head towards the ugly lady and spoke.

"May I ask the name of the beautiful maiden that saved my life?" he said those words fluently as if they were the truth.

At this time on earth, Nick's office phone rang, and when the receptionist answered, the client whom Nick had insulted into fainting was on the other line.

He asked the receptionist to speak to Mr. Nick Flames. "I'm sorry, sir," the receptionist said. "Mr. Flames pa.s.sed away yesterday." "Oh, is that right? Goodbye." he hanged up the phone.

But everyday for the next two weeks that same client called back again and again as the same exchange occurred. Finally, the receptionist said, "Sir, I have told you repeatedly that Mr. Flames died, why do you keep calling and asking for him?"

"Oh," the giggling client replied, "I just like hear it."

The receptionist was speechless.

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